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Deviousness `anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More
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Case 1:
Romano Bastardo,
Didn't send this email to anyone because it IS complete bullshit. While he was sleeping, Spain came to his room and tried to rape him. However, Romano was smart, and had mace hidden under his pillow. Ha ha, Spain, ha ha! Do you want to end up like Spain? Then DON'T sneak into Romano's room, no matter how tempting it is.
Case 2:
Japan,
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to be raped that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough Japan. Now, Japan is in a terrible condition due to Russia's curse. Ha ha Japan, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be cursed like Japan? DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO!
Case 3:
Lithuania,
Got this letter. "Another chain letter.." he thought. He only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when he was having a shower, he saw naked Poland in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of his life. Lithuania is scarred for life.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU!? YOU FAIL. NO KISSES FOR YOU, NO LOTTERY WILL EVER BE WON BY YOU. YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED OF YOU, ALL OF YOUR PETS WILL DIE AT SOME POINT THAT IS INCONVENIENT TO YOU, AND YOUR OWN DEMISE WILL GO UNMARKED IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY.
Seriously though just stop here. All else below this is spam.
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!
ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.
SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.
AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.
NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?
EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.